Ambition versus Reality

It’s been a while since I posted.  I was learning another lesson–when you’re starting gardens and livestock from scratch (and with very little experience), spring is BUSY!  I’m still behind on all of the things that I’m working on or that I’d hoped to be working on by now, and I’m re-evaluating what is reasonable for me to accomplish.

Does this feel like failure? Not in the least, but it IS frustrating that I’m having to scale back what I felt were reasonable goals.  I can see how some folks would feel this as a personal failure.  I think this is the point that the “old timers” talk about.  You know, the proverbial separation of the boys from the men.  This is where less hard-headed folks would throw in the towel, but not me!

So I’m not going to have my Fall Garden this year, so what? I just bought myself a full year to work on planning it to make it the best that it can possibly be.  So what if the chickens have to cram into their too small house for a couple of extra months?  They have a huge run and are happy and healthy and growing like weeds.  Now, I have the time to make sure that their new coop is all that they and I could ever want it to be.

This journey, no, this LIFESTYLE isn’t about easy or pretty or trendy or any of the other things that you might see on blogs or read in articles; it’s about perseverance. It’s about knowing what your goals is and sticking through all of the bumps in the road to get there. It’s about recognizing that sometimes bumps and set backs will bring you more success in the end.

With all of the talk about all of the things that I haven’t done yet, I thought I’d share some new pictures to show you that even though I haven’t met my initial goals, I still have plenty to be proud of!

The annuals, container garden, and the grass that needs to be mowed!

More grass that needs mowing (but at least the dogs have some now!) and part of the chicken run with their adorable, but too small house.

The new shed which I’m working on converting part to house the chickens. The “tea cup planter” and a wildflower bed that’s run amuck! And more grass that needs mowing.

The morning glory bed and the sunflower patch/garden. The garden is 8 feet by 8 feet and my vegetables are growing like weeds in it!

Our flock. 1 Barred Rock Rooster (Darth Vader), 2 Buff Orpingtons (Sunshine and Doris), 2 Easter Eggers (Roxanne and Layla), and 1 Silver Laced Wyandotte (Emily).

Morning Glory bed/privacy maker for the fence

Closeup of the “tea cup planter” and all of the gorgeous zinnias that are blooming in it

Inside of the shed. I’ve started white washing the portion that will be used to house the chickens.

A baby cantaloupe!

The front flowerbed…before the heat got it. It was so beautiful.

My completely raised bed garden. I haven’t had very much luck with the things I planted here. I don’t think the soil mix is very nutrient rich.

This is the Ugly Gate. It is the first thing I ever built myself. It is beyond hideous, but it’s so sturdy that I love it.

The sunflower patch

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Free stuff, a broken arm, and too few hours in the day

It’s been a shamefully long time since I posted.  Especially since the plan was to write posts in advance and make sure to post once a week.  Sometimes, shit just happens and posts don’t get written.  I think the title says it all.

Two weeks ago, I saw an offer on Craigslist for some FREE plants and such so I jumped on that as quickly as I could.  It was awesome.  I ended up scoring about 200 liriope plants, 20 purple irises, 2 huge bayberry shrubs, 41 pine trees, 25 cypress trees, and 5 clematis.  WHAT A HAUL!!  Much thanks to Michelle from Craigslist for allowing me to come to her home and dig out all of this fabulous stuff.  I fell just before getting to Michelle’s house and “tweaked” my wrist, but I pressed on all the same.  By the time I got home and unloaded everything, the wrist was black and twice its normal size…luckily the ER confirmed that it wasn’t broken but badly bruised.  So I had to spend about a week in a brace so that it could heal as quickly as possible.

While I was all pitiful with my brace, I picked this up  and poured through it.  I remember reading this as a kid, and it was awesome to have my own copy of it.  If you haven’t picked one up yet this year, get to it!

I also got this in the mail and spent some quality time with it.  It is so much more than just a seed catalog!  Each plant has a story and it’s so neat seeing all of the different varieties.  It’s already starting to come apart a bit from me flipping through it.  I’ve already got all of my seeds and plants for this year, but I’m already thinking about next year and the wonderful things I can order out of this catalog.

After about a week in the brace, the wrist was as good as new and Megan helped me out a ton with getting all of the liriope in the ground.   It was starting to look  a little worse for the wear, even though I’d been watering it every day.  We planted it along the driveway.  All 50 feet of the driveway.  That long stretch that had no flower bed at all is where we decided to put it.  It was a TON of work that I wouldn’t have gotten done without Megan’s help, and once the grass has a couple of years to really fill in, it will look amazing.  AND IT WAS FREE!  I think it being free only makes it look better.

Yesterday, I tackled some of the pine trees.  We have only a couple of very small 1 year old volunteer trees in the front yard.  One is a redbud and the other I have no clue about.   We have no windbreak, and this is something that hopefully, the pine trees that I planted will provide. Unfortunately, the way the property is laid out with the house and the water lines and the electric lines, I couldn’t plant them exactly where I wanted to, but I got 11 of them planted in 3 staggered rows between the house and the road.  I hope, in the future, to be able to add a dogwood and some azaleas so that the front yard resembles some of the beautiful forested areas around here.  In addition to the pines going along the front and rear property lines (and down the sides at the very back of the acre) I’m going to put the cypress trees in along the property lines between us and the neighbors on both sides.  Hopefully, this will provide us with a little more wind protection as well as some much needed privacy!

We go pick up the chickens on Saturday, and I still need to finish securing their run and get a gate up on it.  I will be attempting to build, by myself, the gate.  This should be interesting.  I’ll make sure that the “how to” on it is well documented with pictures and will hopefully have that posted on Thursday, so that I can get back on schedule with the posts.

Planning

Some people love doing research and planning. Others, not so much.  Failing to plan when you’re starting with nothing but red dirt and a house could lead to some expensive learning experiences.  I really didn’t want to have to learn a lesson that was going to break the bank so I’m constantly doing research and have a set of plans for nearly everything that I’d like to get done on the land.

 This is my “control center” in my studio/office.  Everything is tacked up there.  Sometimes, it’s just a hot mess of papers that mean nothing to anyone but me.  Since we’re just starting, this works but I know that it won’t always work.  My “to do” lists are always on my iPhone.  That works for me, and I like making the items disappear.

Before we fenced in the backyard, I got out the graph paper and started making plans.   I think I changed the plans a half a million times before I got it all sorted, and even now, it’s not accurate.  It still has the chicken coop in the backyard, but I spent the afternoon putting up a fence so the ladies will have a large run of their own.  Also, the garden layout changed when I learned about square foot gardening and decided to give it a try in the garden bed that we put in.

I’ve also got a “big picture” plan.  It’s changed a few times already, and I”m sure it will continue to change as we make decisions about what we’d like to do with the land.  There aren’t that many things that we have been dead set on making happen around here, and quite a few things that we’ve not quite decided on just yet like milk goats and meat chickens.

Both of my drawings (terrible as they are) are on graph paper so that I can put things pretty well in the space that they will really live in.  Each of them is done to scale.  I’m not an architect, or a landscape designer, or any of those things that could probably make prettier plans, but that doesn’t matter.  I can read and understand them, and that’s the most important thing.

I read a blog post this winter while I was stuck inside and wanting to DO DO DO all of this outside stuff.  I can’t even remember the blog I read it on.  The entire point of the post dealt with the importance of having long term plans.  It really hit home with me because at that point, I didn’t have any plans!  I’m so happy that I found and read that post though because it’s already saved me a lot of heartache and trouble.

I encourage you, even if you’re just planting a little flower bed or have a fully established operation going on to work on a plan or a blueprint for the things that you’d like to accomplish in the future.  I’d love to see what you come up with!

The Chicken Palace is here

The chicken palace arrived this week. Two very heavy boxes were dropped off at the road on Wednesday by a delivery guy in a very big truck.  I did get the surprise of a pallet along with the chicken palace!

The added bonus.

I’m still deciding what to do with it, but I’m thinking compost bin.

Megan and I hauled both of the heavy boxes and the pallet to the back of the house, through all the mud from Tuesday’s torrential rain and I got it all unpacked without having a heat stroke.

Pre-assembly

We already knew that the country blue accents didn’t really fit our personalities, or the personality of our backyard so painting was going to happen.  As you can see in the picture, I tried to just spray paint the parts that I could before assembly, but that was a disaster.  The wood didn’t take the paint very well and it looked horrible.

The freshly painted chicken palace!

I was surprised, given that the coop was a “crappy, made in China, pre-fab” at how sturdy, well made, and easy to put together the whole thing turned out.  Megan helped me get it put together, and it took us less than an hour.  It could have been done quicker but I kept double and triple checking every single screw.  I spent another couple of hours painting it and TA-DA!

One thing that I realized after it was put together is that while the coop itself is big enough for the six ladies we plan on housing there, the run is woefully inadequate for happy, egg laying chickens.  Not to worry because after much head scratching, I have a plan!  It was actually always in the plan, just we were going to wait until next year.

I’ll be stapling hardware cloth to the underside of this entire structure.  Not only will it make the coop much more predator proof, it will keep the chickens from destroying any grass in the area under the coop.  They’ll be able to eat the grass, just not tear it up by the roots.  Also, we’ll be installing another 100 feet of fencing just like what we installed to create our backyard area.  This new area will house various fruit trees and berry shrubs as well as a couple of grape vines.  These plantings will give the chickens places to hide and avoid overhead predators during the day.  So, we’ll be getting fruits and berries a year sooner, and the chickens will be getting about 1300 square feet to “free range” in while being as shielded from predators as possible.  Everyone wins.

On the gardening front, this past week brought a nice, gentle rain that really made the garden smile.

Annuals

It also brought a torrential downpour that almost killed all of the annuals we planted and washed out a portion of the vegetable and wildflower gardens.  I’m not sure of the exact extent of the damage, because we’ve only had a couple of things sprout already.  The peas are growing like weeds, despite the punishing rain, so there’s hope for everything else still!

SPRING IS HERE!! Finally.

After freezing temperatures here last weekend, spring has finally arrived.   I have been working like a crazy lady ever since!  There are just so many really big projects that need to happen around here.  I will do some DIY posts on some of these projects when things settle down a bit, but for now, I’ll show you what I’ve been up to.

The front flower bed is now put in (with much thanks to Megan for doing all of the digging!)

Front flower bed with repurposed tire planters.

It’s planted with flowers that encourage pollinators-sunflowers, a butterfly and hummingbird wildflower mix, and a color assortment of zinnias.  I can’t wait to see it bloom!  It should also provide a little afternoon shade through the front door.  Did you notice the repurposed tires that I used as planters?  Painted an apple red, I think they’re going to be a great addition to this bed, and they’re where the zinnias will live.

I got our hanging garden put together as well!

Strawberries, cherry tomatoes, and basil, OH MY!

This is an awesome DIY project and it’s a super easy way to avoid weeding!  We have 10 strawberries, 10 cherry tomatoes, and 4 basil planted in ours.  I think it will look super cool once everything is cascading down the fence.

Image Source: http://www.tractorsupply.com/en/store/advantektrade%3B-balcony-poultry-hutch-ca-prop-65-compliant

I spent quite a bit of time shopping for a chicken coop.  I know, I know…they’re cheap and easy to build yourself, but being that the only power tool I have is a drill and I’ve had so much other stuff to get done, we decided to treat ourselves to a pre-fab coop.  It should be here next Wednesday and all we’ll need to do is paint (we really dislike the blue) and put it together!

I’d already read “Raising Chickens for Dummies” (it’s a really good resource) and scoured My Pet Chicken‘s website (another really good resource) for breed information, but my mind is a sieve.  After finding a place I was comfortable ordering my chickens from (Margaret’s Roosts, an awesome local place) I had to re-read EVERYTHING on the breeds that they offered.  It worked out well, and we will be getting the pullets in two batches.  Our first batch will get here May 11th and our second June 17th.  I’ll be doing a separate post on the chickens complete with pictures.

Yesterday, I spent the majority of the day planting in the garden.  It was a daunting task for a new gardener.  Until now, my only gardening consisted of putting a starter tomato plant into a planter!

Most of the garden.

Fruit, veggies, herbs, and flowers are ALL included in there, and I’ll do a more detailed post about the methods that I chose to use and exactly what got planted, where, and why.

Today’s post is a little different than my posts have been being, kind of like spring, promises of things to come.  Until next week!  I have to go install a garden gate now!

What DIY projects have you been working on, or planning on working on?  Drop me a comment, I’d love to hear!

Free Planters for the creative cheapskate

What does a giant pile of old tires have to do with gardening?!?!?!  I know that’s what you’re asking right now.  Let me tell you, it has a LOT more to do with it than you might think.  Especially if you’re broke and looking for cute gardening ideas.

I grew up seeing “old people” use white washed tires in their yards for everything from planters to driveway borders and I can tell you, that is NOT what this post is about.

This is NOT your Grandmother’s tire planter!

Pintrest opened my eyes to all of the wonderful things that can be done with tires that are destined for the landfill.  Painted in bright colors, these old tires can really help add some unique pops of color to your garden.  They can be lined with newspaper and used for a successful square foot garden that will yield TONS of fresh vegetables in very little space, all while looking good!

I found a little inspiration and made an adorable teacup planter with some of my old tires.

All this teacup needs is a handle!

It was easier to do than I thought.  Yes, it lacks a “handle” because I couldn’t quite figure that out, but a friend suggested that a short piece of an unusable garden hose spray painted to match would make a great handle.  I agree, but I don’t have an unusable hose yet so I’m calling this one done!

It’s really not complicated, and something that can easily be tackled in just a couple of hours.

Make sure you’re using 3 different sized tires.

The secret to getting the teacup shape is to use three different sized tires.  They’ll need to have at least a couple of inches difference in diameter.  I learned this the hard way when I thought that the top tire would be big enough to provide me with the “saucer” of the teacup.  It wasn’t.  I needed a tire bigger than that and so I had to go back to the garage and find one.

Having a sharp cutting tool is key to avoiding an ER visit and stitches when doing this project.  I use this tool as it has a quick change cutting blade and allows me to use a straight box cutter to start my cuts and a curved blade roofing blade to do the majority of the cutting.

For this project, you’ll only be cutting the walls of the tire so there’s no concerns about trying to cut through the steel belting.

You’ll need to remove the wall on both sides of your “large” tire, this will be the top of the teacup.  On your extra large tire, you only need to remove one of the walls, this will be your saucer.  On your medium sized tire, you can remove either one or both, depending on what works best for you.  I only removed one.  Spray paint all of the parts of your teacup BEFORE you put it together.  I waited to place the polkadots until after it was assembled.

All this teacup needs is a handle!

Once your paint is dry, you can assemble your teacup.  I’d recommend fastening them together (which I DID NOT do, and so I have a tilted teacup!) using a landscaping adhesive or screws that you have laying around.

After it’s assembled, it’s ready to be filled with dirt!  You can line the bottom with landscaping cloth, or newspapers if you’d like.  Since mine was going to be sitting on dirt, I just skipped that step.

The onions really like their new home!

I planted my onions here, because they don’t really play well with the other plants that are going into the garden.  They are doing quite well in their new home and really seem to like it.  I make sure to water them every day because the soil WILL dry out quicker since this is a container.  Painting the outside of the tire will help to keep the soil inside from overheating once summer begins in full swing…and it makes for a much cuter teapot!

Do you have any cool up cycling ideas that use tires?  If so, I’d love to hear them!

Newspaper Seed Starters and Tomatoes

I have never grown anything from seed but I wanted to give it a try.  I knew I would need starters, but they’re SO expensive in the stores.  I did a little research and discovered that you can make your own biodegradable seed starters using newspaper, potting soil, and a soup can!  It’s easier than it sounds.  Here’s how I did it.

Ready to roll!

Take one page of newspaper and lay it flat.  (You may need to cut a double page in half.)  Fold from the bottom to an inch below the top. You can see that I started with a soup can but I found that it was too small and ended up using a Beef-a-Roni can to do the majority of my starter cups.  After you’ve folded the paper, just roll it around the can keeping it as even as you’re able.  Also, make sure before you start rolling that you leave a bit of the can exposed so that you’ll be able to pull it out of your cup easier.

Fold the paper as tightly as you can over the bottom of the can, taking care to avoid leaving a hole.

After you’ve rolled the paper around the can, fold the ends into the can.  I started my folds where the paper roll ended so that the “seam” would have extra strength. After you’ve roughly folded the paper over the end of the can, go back over it and strengthen the fold.  You want this fold as tight as you can get it. Just a note, when you’re folding the paper over the can make sure that you don’t have any holes or gaps in the paper.  I ended up with a hole in the bottom of one of mine and had to re-do it. Take your can out of the cup and fold over the top to secure the shape.  You could also use a small piece of tape. Look at the pretty cups!

They’re ready for potting soil

They’ll sit crooked and not straight up.  This isn’t a problem.  When you add your potting soil, they’ll be more upright.

All ready for seed!

When you fill your cups with soil, make sure that you pack the soil down as you go. It took about 3 cups of potting soil to fill each of my newspaper starter cups, just to give you an idea about how much packing down you’ll need to do with yours. Congratulations!  You’ve now got biodegradable seed starting cups!  You won’t have to do anything more when your seedlings are large enough, just plant the entire newspaper cup in your garden or container! After making my cups and getting my cherry tomato seeds planted, I used an old storage container that I had in my studio to provide the greenhouse effect that seeds need to sprout.

I planted ten in the hopes of having two or three of them sprout and survive long enough for me to get them in a container. I was really lucky and ended up with SIX sprouts!  They seem to be doing really well.

Do you have any seed starting tips to share?

We have cherry tomato sprouts!

**25 March, 2015 UPDATE**

We now have EIGHT sprouts up of the ten that we started using these cups!!  And, they sprouted considerably quicker than the seeds we started in the commercially available peat starters.  The note has been made in my gardening journal and we will ONLY be starting seeds this way from now on.

Cheap Fence for the Broke Gardener

When we moved to our acre in the country, it came without any shrubs, trees, or fences.  In fact, the gravel driveway was put in just the day before we moved in!  Anyone that’s bought a house knows just how expensive it can be, not just the price of the house, but the little things that need doing to make it feel like home.  That’s the long way of saying that we moved in broke and needed to find ways to make the outside of the house work for us in the cheapest way possible.

Duke and Molly playing inside the house.

We have two rescue dogs, both “hunting” dogs.  They need space to PLAY!  All we had to offer them when we first moved was a lead anchored to the porch.  This was a disaster of epic proportions.  They were constantly getting tangled up with each other and so, couldn’t play.  Also, they were ruining what little grass we had by being able to play ONLY in a small area. Playtime in the house just isn’t the same.

I did some research and looked in to inexpensive fencing options but even the CHEAPEST fencing was going to cost hundreds of dollars and we just couldn’t afford that.  The solution I came up with was farm fencing!  For $130 and about 2 hours work, we now have a fenced in back yard.  It’s small, but we want to use most of our acre for food producing plants while still giving the dogs a safe place to run around and play.

It’s a great size for the dogs to run around in.

My math wasn’t great and I ended up buying an extra post, but it’s nice to have a spare around.  We were able to borrow both our neighbor and his post driver (they cost about $50 if you’re not lucky enough to have a neighbor with one).

Five foot T-Posts and 48 inch welded wire fencing were an affordable option for fencing in the backyard.

To keep our costs as low as possible, and to keep the installation as easy as possible, we got the 48 inch X 100 foot roll of welded wire from Tractor Supply.  That’s also where we bought the 18 T-Posts.

Three clips per T-Post secure the fence. Installing them only requires a pair of pliers.

The clips are included when you purchase it this way.  I did my bad math and thought we needed 18 posts to space them every 5 feet but, I’m not a mathematician and was wrong.  We ended up spacing most of them 6 feet apart (more than secure enough for our big dogs) and leaving a slightly larger gap between two posts for the future addition of a drive through gate.

The dogs really enjoyed exploring their new play area today.  The fence even stood up to Molly running into it at full speed!  Now, I just need the weather to make that transition into full spring so that I can get some grass seed out so they’re not both dyed orange after playtime.

  Duke and Molly after running around the new fenced in backyard.

Does anyone have any other inexpensive fencing ideas or stories?  I’d love to hear them, I’m sure we have more fencing to install here on our little acre and I’ll welcome all of the ideas and suggestions I can find.

Welcome to FARMINATED!

Welcome to my blog.  This will be a journey from a patch of red dirt to (hopefully) a home-grown grocery store.  I’ll share the steps that I’m taking to make this happen.  Most of my posts should be garden related but I’m a bit distractible so you may get posts on non-garden related things such as basket weaving or baking.  I’m not going to limit this blog to one aspect of my journey to a greener footprint and more self-reliant food plan.  I have quite a few posts lined up already, but some of them need more time (for seedlings to sprout, etc).  Look for me to post once a week and PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE feel free to make comments.  I am brand new at this (gardening AND blogging) and will welcome any hints, tips, or suggestions that you guys can share with me.